Skid Row Dispensary · Compounded on Premises
℞ Doctah Nicolette,
PhD
Dionaea amoris — "the tender trap"
SIG.Take one (1) Nicolette daily, with meals and without warning.
Do not operate heavy machinery; she is distracting.
May induce: devotion, laughing fits, the urge to brag on her behalf.
The patient will nevah mention the doctorate — so the label must: PhD.
The only doctah on Skid Row worth a goddamn. The rest can wilt. For life. No refills — there is only one.
⚠ HABIT-FORMING · SHE IS THE CURE ♥
— compounded by one (1) devoted August
DISPENSED WITH LOVE · SOMEWHERE THAT'S GREEN
PURESKID ROW
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Downtown · Skid Row
DOCTAH
Nicolette, PhD
The only doctah on Skid Row worth a goddamn. The rest of 'em can wilt. She'll nevah mention the degree — so I holler it down the block: she's the cure. Suddenly, her.
OPEN ♥
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ONE NIGHT ONLY
(FOREVER)
SKID ROW THEATRE · DOWNTOWN
The management proudly presents
NICOLETTE, PhD
in
DOCTAH
The only doctah on Skid Row worth a goddamn — and the rest can wilt. She'll nevah breathe a word about the degree, so the marquee will: she's the cure.
A LOVE STORY IN ONE ACT · BOOK & LYRICS BY YOU
NOW PLAYING · SOMEWHERE THAT'S GREEN
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OFFICE OF THE
DOCTAH
NICOLETTE
— PhD · BY APPOINTMENT —
THE DOCTAH IS IN ♥ · PATIENTS: ONE
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